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Call Me Irresponsible

I'm irresponsibly mad for you <3

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2004-01-03 22:21:29 (#1779426), last updated 2009-11-20

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Basic Info

Name:	Emily Nicole
Website:	The Funky Penguin

Contact:

angeleyes1105@hotmail.com

Bio

Sorry kids, this journal is Friends only.

Lets get some things straight:
I AM:
-Taken. By

man_spective Hi, baby!
-Average looking
-5'7"
-An avid lover of IMOGEN HEAP. She IS BEAUTIFUL!
-Insane
-A hardcore Labyrinth/Jareth/DAVID FUCKIN' BOWIE fan.
-A Murdoc Worshipper. MURDOC IS GOD!
-A Beatles fan. Love ya, boys.
-A Mr. Tumnus Fangirl!
-A Splash Mountain Whore
-Seth MacFarlene’s girlfriend
-JOXER/JACE stalker.
-Fun-loving
-Left-handed
-Bi-Sexual. And proud of it.
-HEXXUS worshipper
-Loyal
-Brian Henson’s lover
-An Artist (In all aspects of the word)
-A Vampire-lover
-A Hopeless Romantic
-Tim Curry's Woman (On the side)
-A Musical Freak
-Fun
-Spontaneous
-A Voice-Actor whore
-A Singer
-Pagan
-Math Illiterate
-A RENT head
-Don Karnage’s secret lover
-The Walrus (Koo Koo Kachoo)
-A Bohemian Buddy
-A Secret Keeper
-A GORILLAZ Fan.
-The Corpse Bride

-A Ragdoll…

I AM NOT
-Easy. Sorry.
-Happy 24/7.
-Afraid of eternal damnation.
-Whole.
-Tiny.
-A vampire…though I’d love to be.
-Confident.
-That Girl...;) Or Popular, for that matter XD!

I like Diet Dr. Pepper, cartoons, men, colored pencils, women, soundtracks, and being random. Yellow Submarine and The Nightmare Before Christmas are my two favourite movies. I have been known to take any sentence someone writes and work a song lyric into it. I walk around my house wearing a homemade PHANTOM mask, black cape, and ‘Cat in the Hat’ Hat. I write poetry that describes my world. I like to draw on my face and make Sally the rag doll Stitches. I live with my boyfriend. He likes to pretend he's Jesus Christ on Myspace.

I sleep with Jesus every night. You're jealous.

I have some of the best online friends I’ve ever had. They are

kittencuffs,

solidfoamsoul, and

flattheseventh. Hi girls. :)

I have four of the best Real life friends I’ve ever known. They rock, like totally.
Hi:

lifegirl7,

kittyluvspepe,

redmavrik51, and

ilumn8edarknes1. Wassup?

EDIT: Joining my friend comminuty are two lovely girls by the name of

disney_punk10,

megoomba,

direndria,

supertablebunny,

nightshot2, and

issa_chan. They rock my socks.

I like to post lyrics. I have guidelines for commenting in my journal…:

You MAY
-State an opinion, tastefully.
-Give me constructive criticism.
-Talk about midgets. I like midgets.
-Be crazy. Vent. Venting keeps people sane.
-Post pictures and poems. Lyrics too.
-RP on my comments. I do it in my posts, so you can do it too.

You MAY NOT
-Be racist. Period.
-Bash gays. I love gay people. I have gay friends. I may stab you if you do it. Seriously.
-Disrespect my friends, myself, or my beliefs. I hate that.
-Do anything that could possibly piss me off. I will reach out and bitch smack you like a felon. You betcha.

I type like I talk. Expect swear words. Expect random comments.
I type what I think, not what I say. Usually it’s all deep depressing stuff punctuated by retarded, non-witty humor. I like to type stories.

I have a website : The Funky Penguin. You should go see it. I’m just sayin’.

I love villains. A lot.

I like older men. They just don’t like me. I’ll live with that.

I sing, often, and will occasionally post a song up here. I only ask that you listen to it and perhaps comment on how I did and if I could improve.

I want a Darkwing Duck outfit. And a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge gray fedora. You should buy me one.

I want to play Angel Dumont-Schunard. But I can’t. If you’ve seen RENT you’ll know why.

I want a Mark (RENT) scarf. I will someday get the money to commission one from

kittencuffs.

I now want both of Mr. Tumnus' scarves from 'The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe'. You guessed it:

kittencuffs will get a comission for them too :D.

I’m done now. But I’ll fix this again. Koo Koo kachoo.

HASH(0x859042c)

The Haunted One

You are the haunted beauty whose life is marred by
sadness. You are dreamy, delicate, gentle and
melancholy. As tragically beautiful as any
Shakespearean heroine, you possess a doe-eyed
fragility that is strangely enchanting.

What's so scary about you: There is something
rather unsettling about your fragile beauty.
You are like a dream that no one can grasp.

Your gemstone: Moonstone
Your Moon: Ice Moon (January)

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I would like to thank nattfoedd for the Dita Von Teese Mood Theme. It is GORGEOUS!

I would like to thank girlfromsouth for the Labyrinth Mood theme. She made it entirely, and not me. I found it on her livejournal and use it now. Thank you very much!

And i would also like to thank elliptica for the new Wicked Mood theme. Thanks very, VERY much!

*HUGS* TOTAL!
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Thanks to my Ali-Bear (kittencuffs)for the Jareth and Robbie icons. <3 You Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thankies to Da Lara-nater (solidfoamsoul)for my Brian Henson Icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!